Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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I feel the need to share this purely hypothetical information with you:

Let’s say that one day you find yourself speaking at a conference.  And, as one of the afternoon pleasure activities, your hosts take you on a tour of a dairy farm.

At said dairy farm, you encounter the owner of the purely hypothetical dairy company.  You are smitten with him.

It would probably be best to not refer to him as “Scottie-the-Hottie” when you’re speaking in front of a large crowd the following day.  ‘Cause, you know, his elderly aunt could be sitting in the room listening to you.

Not that this has happened to me today ever happened to me.

Love,

Ministry Barbie

P.S. – Yes, the shame still stings.

P.P.S. – Yes, she was very gracious and kind when she introduced herself to me after the event ended.

P.P.P.S. – Yes, I fell onto the floor and begged for forgiveness for using the word “hottie” in reference to her nephew.

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4 Comments to

“Hypothetically speaking, of course.”

  1. Avatar February 3rd, 2008 at 8:47 am neal h. Says:

    so /thats/ what you meant by complicated!! hahaha =]


  2. Avatar February 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm Ashley Flores Says:

    Sounds about right… BTW does anyone know what “P.S.” stands for?


  3. Avatar February 7th, 2008 at 12:22 am Kiley Says:

    I don’t know why I’m so surprized that youwould even use the word “hottie” when speaking at a conference, but yet that is where I find myself.
    Oh, I love you, though!


  4. Avatar December 29th, 2008 at 4:32 pm Ministry So Fabulous! » A look back at the great ‘08. Says:

    [...] continued to amaze you with my ability to act like a fool in February when I used the word “hottie” while speaking in a church and then, a mere day later, tackled the ultimate question while speaking to youth at another [...]