Archive for February, 2008
Friday’s Face… the oh-so-country Cate!
Special Note: We had an exhausting wonderful time with the little girls last night, though I don’t think we could have fit one more third grader in our office. I’ll post an update, complete with pictures, later today. Our big sleepover for 300 middle school girls is tonight. I think that last sentence is about as [...]
Posted: February 15th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 1
I believe this would be The Finale. It is just that good.
Oh, I know what you were thinking interlings.
“What more can there be for her to say about her like / love life?”
Oh, I am so aware of your ways my little interlings.
I, however, am proving you incorrect as I will be including a list of what I should have said to myself while the following [...]
Posted: February 14th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
Let us hope that they don’t come crashing through the ceiling as they would land in my office.
To say that it is a madhouse in the Starlite office at this very moment would be quite the understatement.
Here is what is happening as I write:
1. There are two girls sitting in my office calling 300 middle school girls to remind them about the lock-in. We’ll make 400 more calls tomorrow and around 350 [...]
Posted: February 13th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 3
Breaking News: I have just cooked dinner.
Interlings. My sweet, sweet interlings.
Quiet your precious little mouths. Yes, I can hear you all the way over here in Hickville, USA.
You’re saying “The fact that she cooked dinner shouldn’t be classified as ‘breaking news.’”
Obviously, we have not met before. Because all of those people who read the bloggy that are my actual acquaintances, friends [...]
Posted: February 12th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
There is no appropriate title for this post other than “Disaster x 5.” I apologize in advance.
With less than 48 hours left until V-Day, I am concerned that we may not have enough time to address all of my like / love life disasters.
So, being the efficient ministry leader that I am (please tell me you laughed out loud at that as hard as I just did), I present five ex-boyfriends [...]
Posted: February 12th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 3
I hope you all can learn from my (many) mistakes.
We return to our regularly scheduled programming; also known as “Boring Stories About my Like / Love Life.”
Perhaps my first true “like” was a boy who when henceforth be referred to as Woshua (name slightly changed to protect him from the embarrassment of still knowing me appearing on Ministry So Fab).
Young Woshua was everything this [...]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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I do believe we address elementary, middle AND high school girls in this here entry.
We interrupt this look into the sad state of my former like / love life to bring you these announcements:
1. We just finalized plans to take our elementary school program, Twinkle, into a FOURTH local school! The program will begin one week from today. To give all of you non-Starliters a glimpse at how exciting [...]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 2
May I suggest avoiding the McDonald’s ball pit in your time of sorrow?
With no sleep Valentine’s Day looming on the near horizon, I feel it is appropriate — nay, vital — that we re-cap the disaster that is known as my love life.
Now, I will be the first to admit that I typically see the glass as half-full in most situations. I am, by nature, an optimist.
But [...]
Posted: February 10th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
And if it does start raining, I’ll be leaving my umbrella at home.
I believe I have mentioned that I will be spending Valentine’s night with a bunch of little girls. And yet, there is so much more to the story of the coming week.
You see, though we will have 60 little girls with us this Thursday night………………..
… we will have 300 middle school girls with us this [...]
Posted: February 9th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
Introducing… Friday’s Face!
Starting today, there’s a new! exciting! feature! coming to Ministry So Fabulous.
I sense that your enthusiasm matches my own about going on a Valentine’s date with little girls.
Anyway.
So, readers reader, I happily present: Friday’s Face!
Each Friday, I’ll be featuring not only the face of someone who works or has worked with Starlite, but I’ll also [...]
Posted: February 8th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
