One day while Laura (one of our lovely college leaders) was volunteering in the Starlite office, I overheard her having the following conversation with someone who had called her cell:

Laura: “I’m getting kind of sick about hearing about your ministry.  Starlite is so much better.”

Other girl: (Actually, I have no idea what she said as I couldn’t hear her side of the conversation.)

Laura: “Well, even if ya’ll did minister to more kids last year than we did, my ministry DRESSES better than your ministry!”

It should be noted that when I called Laura in my office to get the full story on this conversation, she said she was referring to the fact that our leaders had cute pink shirts as opposed to the plain white shirts the other ministry was sporting.

And that, of course, definitely makes it okay to say that our ministry dresses better than their ministry.

I’m kidding.

Well said, my pink-shirt-wearing diva.  Well said.