Hwelo, interwings.

Dis is Snuggles, de Starwite puppy.  Cuddles no write 2 u, becuz he is in da laundry basket rite now.  He ated mommy’s favorwite ballet showes and she no lyke it.  I pwobably steel her fwavorite, tanks to Cuddles’ bad behaviur.

Mommy is buzy doing sum cwooking (yes, we iz scared 2) so I tiped in hers passwurd and loggeded on to da interwebby.  I have a t0p secrit ting to tell u. 

I sawd mommy taking fotographs of PWIZES for da interwings!!!  Dis weak, she gonna write her 100th bwoggy post and she want 2 celllllebrate wif u.  I herd her say dat she gonna have a contwest rite here 2morrow morning.  She say “No puppies alowed to entwer da contwest!” but me & Cuddles gonna trwick her.  We gonna wite “Imawaginary Boyfwiend” and she pick us!!!  We no like dat Imawaginary Boyfwiend, neway.

Got 2 go b4 mommy fynd me on da kewboard typin to da interwings.  I sea u here 2morrow mornin, bwight & earle.

Luv,

P.S. - I am weally a boy puppy.  Dose Starwite gwirls made me weared da bow.  I wook lyke a GWIL!  And I no lyke it at all.