I won’t be able to go to bed tonight unless I tell you the awful, horrible, very bad, no good truth.

Remember that post from earlier tonight where I told you that I fixed myself a microwave pizza?

Well, the only reason I had to fix one in the microwave is because the one I put in the oven 30 minutes before that burned to a crisp. I have no idea how this could have happened. It certainly isn’t because I don’t know how to cook.

Certainly not.