Make sure you listen to my song that I sing to the birds begging them not to hurt me.
May8
The birds. They are still alive.
If you never watch another MinSoFab video, you MUST watch this one. I decided to video me attempting to go into the office this morning. Honestly, I thought the birds would have died overnight and I could just show you some nice footage of a dead bird on my desk or something.
Instead, you will now be able to view me screaming like a little girl while insisting that BETH MOORE DOES NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH BIRDS IN HER MINISTRY OFFICE.
Not that I’m claiming to have as great hair as Bethie. Or, you know, minister like her. That too.
Feel free to mock me in the comments. Even I made fun of myself while watching this video a few minutes ago.
So…I’m going to take a wild guess and say that you probably wouldn’t like Alfred Hitchcock’s movie The Birds. Yeah, you probably shouldn’t watch that movie. Especially in the state you’re in right now.
Have you tried calling Animal Control? I wonder if they would deal with a situation like this. Hmmm…maybe?
Oh SO funny..I mean, not for you, of course….but the video, for me…*smiles*
Your accent, by the way, OH SO ADORABLE!
I think you’ll for sure get an extra crown in Heaven for having to deal with the birds
For sure.
Can I help?
@Tiffany — I’ve already tried calling. They can’t help us.
@Sarah — Accent? What accent?
@Chris — Get your ba-donk-a-donk down here to help us!!!
Oh. My. Goodness. The levels of laughter I reached while watching that video are unprecedented! Not that I was laughing at you because I was asking Jesus to perform miracles on your behalf. (Even though I had a sneaking suspicion you would’ve mentioned a miraculous Bird-Rapture in your post…)
I think this may need to be voted on when we arrive in Heaven as to just what days of the week we are going to watch this on the Big Screen. lol. ; ) My vote: Monday – Friday and every other Saturday.
Oh, I like you, Miss Amy Beth.
Yikes, that sounds traumatic. I’ll say a prayer for you on GDOP…
Poor birdies and Amy Beth. I was CRACKING UP on my couch. I doubled over with laughter. And yes Chris, get over there and help her!=->
“Birds? Birds? Where are you little birds?” Sooo funny. I know that is no help to you, sorry! But whoever Chris is, hopefully he can help you out. Keep us posted!
It doesn’t bother me that you screamed like a girl, ‘cuz you are, well, you know… A GIRL!!! I’d be screamin’ too… on the phone to.the.landlord.
Chris, you’ll have another jewel for your crown if you can rescue Starlite’s office from The Birds.
So what happened?!?! I so feel your pain. We used to have birds who lived in our chimney and they scared me to death.
oh dear I laughed so very hard…in fact I am glad I had nothing to drink when you ran out screaming. But I have a fear of birds so yeah…I would not be laughing if that was my office
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I hope the ummm problems go away…soon.
This was HILARIOUS!!! OH my stinkin lanta… you crack me up girl
My sweet, sweet Amy Beth. I guess it was just my computer, but it was even funnier for me because it sounded like you had a retainer lisp. oh that was funny. I just wish I could have seen you talking directly to one of the birds. that would have been Great! Hope that gets taken care of!
I hurt from laughing at you and those birds. Classic.
Have you seen that scene in Evan Almighty where every living bird descends on Evan’s arms? Where they fly through the window to get to him? Where he has to keep his arms spread out for them all to perch? Where they even sit on his HEAD? Perhaps this is just the beginning of something huge…perhaps Amy Beth Almighty. Keep your eyes out for hints that God wants you to build an ark.
I actually think she found a dead bird in her office one day. Also, one night at Bible study we had a stray dog running through the aisles in the sanctuary. A friend of mine tried to remove it from the church and it bit her. We were amazed.