Hwelozies. Dis is Snuggles y Cuddles agin. We knowed da interwings myssed us. We ben buzy slweeping and eatin’ and slweeping sum more.

We iz here 2 twell u about da bwiggest injuwstice we iz ever sean. It awl swarted when da mommy sed “Puppiez, der is a bwox coming in da mwailbox 4 u’s.” Us gots sooooo excwited. We not no what waz coming 2 da puppiez, but we no it musted be gud.

RWONG! It no gud. It waz a TWAP! To kweep da puppiez in der pwaypen!

Now, becuz of dis wediculous twap, we no aable 2 chew da mommy’s swhoes when she no lwistening 2 us. We no no whi da mommy get swo upsetted when us chew da swhoes. Dey r tasty.

Pwease send hwelp 2 us or we be twapped here 4EVER!

Wuv,

Snuggles y Cuddles

P.s. – Kwatie? U iz our fwavorite mommie now. We lyke u beter dan dat udder mommie. En fact, we lefted u a swurpwise under u’s bed dis mworning. U iz welcome en advence.