Appearing on video for the very first time… Imaginary Boyfriend!
My friend Allison, whom you may remember as The Only Other Starlite Employee, is really good about remembering stuff without being reminded. Without me ever mentioning what yesterday was the anniversary of, she remembered on her own and invited me to spend time with her.
And her boyfriend, Ryan.
Now. I know this is going to come as a complete shock to you, but in all honesty, I’m not always that outgoing. I love large crowds, but I’m pretty shy when it comes to being in small groups or even in some one-on-one situations. I don’t know why I’m like that, but oh well.
I agreed to come over to her boyfriend’s house, but about an hour before I was supposed to arrive, I called her to say that I just couldn’t come. As she was telling me that she understood and that we’d do it another time, her boyfriend grabbed the phone.
Ryan: “What am I hearing about you not coming over tonight?”
Me: “Well, I just don’t think I’m up to it…”
Ryan: “Ridiculous. You’re coming over.”
Me: “Actually, I’m not.”
Ryan: “Yeah, you are.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
Ryan: “I’m not arguing this with you. I’ll see you in a few minutes.”
And so, I got ready and went over. Because what could be more fun than hanging out with your friend and her boyfriend?
I was feeling pretty sorry for myself until my cell rang and a certain someone invited himself along with me. That’s right — Imaginary Boyfriend to the rescue! On our way there, we decided it was time for ya’ll to finally meet him. And so, we whipped out the trusty camera and made a little video of ourselves for you. Try to keep your jealousy of our relationship in control.
Also, please note that, on four different occasions, I almost run off the road. You’re welcome.
Posted: May 29th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 11
Comments
Comment from Sarah
Time: May 29, 2008, 12:08 pm
Imaginary boyfriend is a hunk.
Him holding your brownie mix may be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
You are a doll, and the head band is fab.
PS -I may be a little bummed when the love of your life comes along and replaces imaginary boyfriend…no real man will ever be able to measure up 
Comment from Kelly @ Love Well
Time: May 29, 2008, 1:18 pm
LOL!
Where is that CAMERA?!? Do you have it duct taped to your dashboard, Miss I-Don’t-Like-Roads?
Comment from Lauren
Time: May 29, 2008, 4:12 pm
I am wondering the same thing Kelly!!!! Hope the brownies turned out good! lol!
Comment from Kristen Schiffman
Time: May 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Dear Jesus,
From this point on please, please, please protect Amy Beth WHENEVER she gets into a car with her Imaginary Boyfriend. I believe she needs extra angels set around about her.
Please protect those on the road around her as well. ; )
Oh yes, and what a fine creature you made in her Man. Nicely done. Nicely done. He even holds her brownie supplies.
Amen.
Comment from Brandy T
Time: May 29, 2008, 5:11 pm
Oh my! He IS quite a man to trust you with his life like that. And he NEVER said a WORD about your mad driving skills. He’s a keeper, AB, a real keeper.
Comment from Amy
Time: May 29, 2008, 6:24 pm
Imaginary Boyfriend has GOT to wear his seatbelt.
Comment from Beth
Time: May 29, 2008, 7:08 pm
Any man who keeps his mouth shut while his woman drives and doesn’t once criticize her driving abilities is a KEEPER!
Comment from Honor Annekins Harris
Time: May 29, 2008, 10:28 pm
Next time I think IB needs to do the filming. Hey, AB and IB! It’s a match made in heaven.
Comment from Beth
Time: May 30, 2008, 4:07 pm
WOw, I finally get to see more than just one eyeball of your face! you are too cute! and funny!
Comment from Melody
Time: June 2, 2008, 9:16 am
Aww! IB is just so sweet! He’s definitely a keeper. Love the headband! 
Comment from Chris Schelich
Time: June 4, 2008, 2:34 pm
1.) I’ve seen you drive… never should you drive with a camera in hand.
2.) I think it’s bad to call him Imaginary Boyfriend then show a ad for Ron Paul. Something says he’s already hitched.
3.) I have yet to recieve credit for my bird idea.
4.) For some strange reason God has layed a drama idea on my heart– gotta love the shower and God moments.
5.) I miss you and hope you have great life until i speak to you next… then your great life may continue after our next dialogue.
Grace and Peace,
chris
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