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I must ask that you refrain from asking if you may date Imaginary Boyfriend when I’m done with him.

A few months ago, in a fit of boredom that was out of control, I asked the bloggy readers to send in their questions for me. I got some fantastic questions, including several of my Starlite leaders asking me what kind of shampoo I use and how long it takes me to fix my [...]

And if you don’t know who Dwight is, call me to schedule an intervention. There is help for you.

Ya’ll, I almost got in SO much trouble at church yesterday morning.
I went to “big church” instead of my regular jeans and coffee college thing; great, no?
Um…
So, the choir is doing the special song at offering time and who do I spot in the choir but DWIGHT from The Office.

Okay, so maybe it wasn’t exactly [...]

Suddenly I know exactly what I’m getting my dad for Father’s Day this year.

Well, it’s over.
I don’t even know how to describe the people we met at our yard sale yesterday. All I know is that Laura, one of our leaders who is originally from Scotland, kept saying “What did you expect? This is TENNESSEE.”
I kept defending my great state and it’s residents until The Incident [...]

If you’re looking to purchase fire arms, you’ve found the right girls’ ministry yard sale.

After reading your comments about my grocery store fantasy, my hope is secure that one day (MANY, MANY DAYS FROM NOW) I too will experience the thrill of pushing a mom and kid cart down the aisle.
In other news, I know that you must be on the very edge of your seat wondering how Day [...]

Fantasy clean-up on aisle eleven.

I would like to start out by saying that ya’ll are ON TOP OF THE YARD SALE ADVICE.
My only regret is that you aren’t here in real life to run it for us. Because, although I’m writing this an hour before the sale actually begins, I feel pretty certain that I will regret this [...]

Okay, I’ll admit it. We need your help.

Very early this morning, I posted that we’re holding a yard sale at the Starlite office tomorrow and Saturday.
What I didn’t tell you is that NONE OF US HAVE EVER BEEN IN CHARGE OF A YARD SALE BEFORE.
My extent of yard sale-ing expertise?  Um… well, one time my dad had a yard sale.  I “helped [...]

If you’re looking for some junk, we’re here to serve.

A couple of nights ago, I met up with two of our Starlite leaders (there’s only four in town total) to talk about some things we need to accomplish this summer. High on that list is cleaning out the office and doing some deep cleaning / organizing.
And, because we are BRILLIANT, we decided we [...]

I hope their run to the border was worth it.

Back when I first began Starlite, I was waaaaaaaaaaaay serious. Everything was a big deal and, at the end of the day, I cared more about what we had accomplished than who I had stepped on, trampled, etc. in order to get everything done.
In God’s defense (HA!), He tried to teach me that There [...]

In which I may be in the market for a cot.

I’ve been thinking about living on my own for awhile now.  There’s nothing wrong between me and Katie (other than the fact I’m still totally jealous of her cute jewelry), but we’ve got some reasons we need to give up the townhouse we share now.
She’s going to move in with some mutual friends since she [...]

“The truth is, I’M gonna dance like a princess!”

While driving home last night, I started feeling bad about ya’ll having to read about me having a little whine and a moan at least once a week. And so, I decided to give you a little bloggy present straight from my mouth to your ears.
I really have no idea how to even begin [...]