Several months ago, I met a guy named Tyler when he showed up to fill a last minute vacancy in the band that plays for Starlite’s sleepover events. Well, I didn’t actually meet him that night, but we were on the same stage together and? Hello? That’s pretty much the same as meeting someone.

We’ve become friends since then and I have a hard time believing that there is anyone who could make me laugh as much as Tyler does. I’d marry him for that reason alone except for the following facts:

1. Tyler has never asked me to marry him.

2. Tyler regularly posts Facebook statuses that include some version of “All you hot girls out there… we should date.” While I fit into many categories, “hot girls” is unfortunately not one of them.

3. Tyler has never asked me to marry him.

From what I understand, Tyler occasionally checks the blog and — if you’re a very faithful MinSoFab reader — you may have even seen a few comments from him.

Yesterday, however, Tyler had a bit of trouble posting a comment to the Fetus Friday post so he emailed his comment to me. And, because it is a prime example of why I’m ready to marry him the minute he asks (did I mention that already?), I decided to share the wealth with you.

And now, Tyler’s response to Fetus Friday. Keep in mind that Tyler is a single male in college:

Well, Amy Beth — I know exactly what you’re going through! I tried the whole buy ahead of time thing and found zero success. Then I decided to buy the diapers one at a time after I got the baby and after it had already used the bathroom on itself.

Now, for the right kind of diaper: the baby isn’t the only one that will be using them… YOU WILL BE TOO!!! You’ll learn to use them for fixing leaky houses, pet toys, for cooking and for yourself on long road trips.

You’re gonna want to buy them from your local flea market. If you go to a store to buy them, only get the Pamper’s Sea Salt ones.

A couple of diaper recipes for you:

1. sloppy floppy lime cakes

2. tooth brush bonanza balls

3. siamese cupcake twists

4. honor roll egg rolls

5. “hey that should go in there” chili

All of these recipes can be found on my website. Best of luck Amy Beth!

He’s funny. He has great hair. What more is there to want?