Archive for July, 2008
Fetus Friday: The Guidelines
I’m sure there is NO WAY you have forgotten that we are mere HOURS away from our very first Fetus Friday. Roomie and I are anxiously counting down the minutes until you begin sharing your wisdom with us. Okay, that’s not exactly the truth. We’re actually just continuing our nightly conversation about where we should [...]
Posted: July 24th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
Imaginary Boyfriend needs to step his game up.
Yesterday started out pretty horrible, if you want to know the truth. The reasons are so ridiculous that I’m not even going to give them bloggy time except to say that, by 9:23 a.m., I was sitting on the windowsill in the office bathroom crying my eyes out. Fabulous, right? As the day progressed, the [...]
Posted: July 24th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 21
I have something important to tell you.
I’m having a baby, too. JUST KIDDING. BUT HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE? If I was, you know, married. And older. And quit drinking Sunny Delight with every meal. Anyway, I really do have something important to tell you, so listen up! Starting this Friday, I’m going to do a ten week experiment with ya’ll [...]
Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 30
But really. Quit calling me at 3 a.m. Stat.
During the school year, I can’t go more than 45 minutes without one of my college girls coming into the office to see me. Occasionally they need to talk to me about something to do with Starlite, but usually they just want to talk about something to do with boys. I, of course, have been [...]
Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 6
Chime in, pretty please.
Bassinet vs. playpen for newborn. Your thoughts? (And yes, it is still surreal that I’m asking you these types of questions.)
Posted: July 22nd, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 28
I also got a F in math once. Just keepin’ it real.
A few of you have asked how my 100 Days of WhateverItWas is going since those 100 days will be wrapping up in a couple of weeks. Well, in a word… failure. It is surprisingly great to tell you that though, because for me, it represents a whole lot of growth. I used to have [...]
Posted: July 22nd, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 14
Heed my advice. Trust me.
I would suggest refraining from typing “What does a placenta look like?” into your Google search bar. The miracle of life almost made me lose my lunch.
Posted: July 21st, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 18
I can only imagine the placenta horror stories…
Well, Roomie and Baby have definitely arrived. We haven’t stopped running since the moment her cute pregnant self showed up! It was really important to me that she have a fully set-up room when she arrived. Roomie wasn’t able to bring any furniture or decorative items with her, so I took all of my bedroom furniture [...]
Posted: July 21st, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 18
I’m rather sore at the moment.
Roomie’s furniture is in her, um, room. It was a rather long process that went into the night (think 2 a.m.), but by goodness, she’ll have a bed to sleep on tonight. Which is good, considering she’ll be here in an hour. More updates throughout the weekend, hopefully.
Posted: July 18th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 9
More info on Baby…
I loved reading through your comments on yesterday’s post! I knew you all would be very understanding and able to “read between the lines” with what I couldn’t explain about the situation. Several of you left a personal message for Roomie that will mean a lot to her as we go along. She read through [...]
Posted: July 17th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 21
