I have no words to describe this.
August9
Remember when I told you about my friend Nate, the guy that Always Goes Way Above The Call Of Duty?
Um, yeah. You should probably read what he had to say yesterday.
Also: how do you think he would feel about an arranged marriage as there have been quite a few of my Starlite college girls who may have hinted that they would be open to me arranging a marriage for them with him?
I am sure, however, that all my single bloggy sisters reading will be trying to call first dibs.
TOO LATE. We here at Starlite have trademarked him, copyrighted him and all that other stuff.
Just make sure no one tries jumping rope, that’s all I ask!
And not after giving birth either, because it will make you wet your pants. No that I have any knowledge of such things.
But everything does eventually go back to normal.
If you feel you must do something like jumping rope, I recommend hula hooping instead. (yeah, right.)
Oh man, I give you my blessing to marry this Nate guy. He is cracking me up!
Good lord marry him.
Oh my. Swimming, yes. Walking, sure. JUMPING ROPE, um probably not.
Too funny
And you should marry him. Pull your “I’m the boss of Starlite” card on all the other girls who are vying for him.
He’s hilarious.
And now that I’m a mom, I am all in favor of arranged marriages. =)
Amy Beth,
I just started reading the blog. Gotta say, I admire you girl. I am 29 and doing the single-girl thing, but I feel like you are so far ahead of me. Anyway, I followed the links on your dude Nate… If he is A. Single, B. God-loving, and C. A good man.. (which he appears to be)… I can see why your college girls are asking for a set-up. Keep posting your adventures, they are wonderful to read.