Meet Dr. Frank.
One of our witty college boys, Frank, came by my office a few minutes ago with one question:
“So, I saw the posters and invites for the Ice Cream Social tomorrow night. What time do you want me there?”
“Um, Frank, you do know that this is for freshmen girls at Lee, right?”
“Yeah.”
“So……..”
“So, I’m going to come and help out. Not for the girls. For the free ice cream.”
“Well, I suppose that would be okay.”
“You seem stressed.”
“Yes. We’ve lost 2,000 pieces of letterhead and I need 400 of them today.”
And with that, Frank took a piece of paper from my desk and wrote the following:
“Amy Beth Bullard -
Take two low-strength children’s chewable Tylenol (strawberry flavor only) every 5 minutes.
Dr. Frank ———”
Why thank you, Doctor Frank. I had no idea you were able to complete your entire medical schooling in the last 2.5 months since I’ve seen you. Maybe you can diagnose a few ice cream induced headaches for us tomorrow night at the Social, no?

If you’re going to take something every 5 minutes, I would suggest Tums. Surely even the children’s dose would add up eventually. LOL.
Tic-Tacs. The orange ones. Stat.
my one piece of baby advice — watch the dvd (available on amazon) “happiest baby on the block” it is poorly produced, but the content is PURE GOLD!!!! then, watch it again week 2, when that little bundle of joy is staying up all night to party. my three month old has been sleeping through the night since week 2, thanks to that cheesy dvd!
I think Dr. Frank may be trying to pull one over on you Amy Beth.
But he is a smart boy to know to be where the action is!
Not only with the tylenol, but his non-freshman girl intentions as well.
Maybe you should snag Dr. Frank before he gets taken. Witty is hard to find
golly, I sure hope he didn’t write it on one of the last pieces of Starlite letterhead!
chidrens tylenol… are you kidding? no way, take 2 oreos every five minutes. MUCH more effective on the stress level, trust me!
He’s cute. And funny. You should marry him.
Or wait. Maybe I should.
Does Dr. Frank make house calls? Because today my head was filled with cotton padding, apparently. Even AFTER two cups of coffee. What would Dr. Frank propose?
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