She speaks the (harsh yet funny) truth.
Roomie had a doctor’s appointment yesterday morning that we hoped would end with the doctor telling us that we had somehow missed the fact that she was in labor and needed to go to the hospital RIGHT THEN.
That didn’t happen. I am sure you are shocked.
This visit was particularly fun as it involved Roomie changing into one of those paper gowns that doesn’t exactly cover anyone’s entire backside. Not long after she had changed into the gown, the nurse came back into the room to tell us that we actually needed to move to another exam room because we would be seeing a different doctor than originally planned.
She told Roomie that she could change back into her clothes, but that the new exam room was only two doors down so maybe she would just like to walk down the hallway quickly while no one was around? Roomie agreed to the plan, with me promising to walk closely behind her just in case.
Right as we headed out of our exam room, the nurse made some comment about how Roomie probably didn’t often walk down hallways naked. Roomie’s response?
“Well, maybe if I had of been more concerned about where I was walking around naked a few months ago, I wouldn’t be here in the first place.”
I keep telling you girls, the closer you get to giving birth, the more you just don’t care about modesty.
Mom
I just spit out my coffee.
And I too had the “OH it’s just two doors down very pregnant naked walk” at my Dr’s office. Unfortunately there was a very nice newly pregnant couple and he looked horrified. I wanted to say just you wait sir, just-you-wait!
haha! She’s quick.
yep, dyin’ over that one.
Roomie is just too funny!
Touche’, Roomie. Touche’.
You’d better watch out, AB, that quick wit is going to eat your head off once transition hits. You sure you really want to be in the delivery room with Roomie?
Oooh, Romie’s quick w/ the comebacks! I LOVE it!
hilarious! I wish I were that quick.
Ah Roomie! I knew you and I were meant to be friends… this only confirms it!
Ah, wisdom & wit all bound up together!
Most of the women “back there” are getting ready to strip from the waist down, throw their legs into the air, and push a little human from their bodies. What’s a little naked among girls???
Sharp tongue your roomie has, funny one, too:).