If you see a bunch of girls taking a nap on the front lawn of the Starlite office, please do not be alarmed.
Good morning, the sun isn’t up yet, I’m off to our moving sale, how are you today?
Just wanted to make sure I got all that out.
Can I just tell you what an incredible team we have? Let me break down yesterday for you:
We did business as normal in the office all whilst: setting up transfer of utilities; attempting to set-up transfer of phone / internet; preparing for and then actually having three simultaneous middle school programs; distributing 500+ flyers about our moving sale; preparing for our moving sale; making very large delivery of items to our new office and having a private pre-sale last night.
Oh, and we drank some caffeinated beverages. But just one or eighty nine two.
If that wasn’t impressive enough, over the next 72 hours, our team of unbelievable college girls will — in one very orchestrated weekend — somehow hold a very large moving sale; move the rest of our stuff to the new office; set-up the new office; clean the old office and — believe it or not — be ready to be back in regular business by Monday morning at which time we will hold four separate elementary school programs all in one afternoon.
My girls are amazing. Not to mention probably on their way to the office themselves so I best get my ba-donk-a-donk there, like, STAT.
I’ll check in with you sometime this afternoon to let you know how it’s going. Remember, you can always follow me on Twitter or add me on Facebook to hear the most up-to-date news.
I mean, why WOULDN’T you want to be the first to know when I run into my ex-boyfriend at the local coffee shop whilst he’s on a date with another girl and then proceed to be so startled by the whole ordeal that I walk into a glass door in front of both of them? Priceless info, people. Just priceless.
Or, you know, boring. You decide.
Posted: February 20th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Comment from Chere
Time: February 20, 2009, 11:13 am
Oh, I’ve totally done that…walked into a glass door that is. Some friends and I were going to the movies and two of us happened to be admiring a rather good-looking young man when – SMACK – we walked right into the glass door. Only *slightly* humiliating!