While I was out in the country today running an errand, I came across a field of horses just enjoying an afternoon snack of grass.  I don’t know what came over me, but I sure enough parked my car in the road (IN THE ROAD, Y’ALL!), walked right over to that pasture and began attempting to woo the horses to me.  Unfortunately I had nothing to use in my woo-ing process, so I resorted to singing a little song I made up right there in the pasture:

“Come here, my little horsies.

Come here, my little babies.

Come here, my little horsies.

I would like to pet you!”

Unfortunately, they remained unmoved.  I like to think they were just caught up in the moment.