I never do these types of surveys on Facebook, mainly because they take so long and are kinda pointless. But I’ve been tagged for this one a lot and, frankly, need something completely mind-numbing and pointless to write about today that won’t require me to actually, you know, think.

Thus, the following most pointless post you’ve ever seen on this blog.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

Hair. Obvs it’s the highest priority.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?

I have a green one from college that I still love. Or my gray and pink one from college.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

No.

4. Do you plan outfits?

Yes, when I’m on top of my life. So, right now? Um, no.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

Let’s not discuss such things.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red?

A can of hairspray (I’m blow drying my hair as I write this).

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

Nightmare about Cate being abducted. Really. It was awful.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?

Not yet.

9. What are you craving right now?

Sleep.

10. Do you floss?

Sometimes.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Gag reflex.

12. Are you emotional?

Is there a word stronger than YES?

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?

I think so.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

I don’t really eat ice cream that much. But I think I bite it.

15. Do you like your hair?

Yes. Even when it’s misbehaving, at least I have hair.

16. Do you like yourself?

Sometimes. I’m working on this.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

Yes. I would like to ask him how people in Texas get their hair so high.

18. What are you listening to right now?

My blow dryer.

19. Are your parents strict?

They were, sometimes. Depended on the issue.

20. Would you go sky diving?

HECK NO.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?

NO. Ugh.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Yep, several. Amy Grant was, by far, my favorite.

23. Do you rent movies often?

Not too often.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

Yes, of course. This is me we’re talking about, after all.

25. How many countries have you visited?

Canada, England, Scotland, Bahamas, Italy and a quick layover in France.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?

Oh yes. But it was in middle school.

27. Ever been on a train?

Yes and, as a matter of fact, I’d really like to go on one again sometime.

28. Brown or white eggs?

I don’t really eat eggs so I don’t think I’m qualified to answer this question.

29. Do you have a cell phone?

Actually, mine died yesterday. I wrote a post about it last night but we’ll see if it ever gets published. Kinda deep for a post about your cell phone breaking.

30. Do you use Chap Stick?

No, Carmex.

31. Do you own a gun?

No, I wouldn’t want Snuggles y Cuddles to hurt themselves with it.

32. Can you use chop sticks?

No, but it’s funny to watch me try.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?

About 150 wedding invitation envelopes and a glass full of caffeine. I’m addressing Katie’s wedding invitations and they’re supposed to go out tomorrow.

34. Are you too forgiving?

I guess you can’t be too forgiving, but I need to begin making wiser choices about various relationships in my life.

35. Ever been in love?

I think it was love, but now I’m not really sure.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?

In no particular order: Cara will be rocking babies in Ecuador; Kelly will be at work and then church; Ashley will be trying to keep from having morning sickness; Cate will be working in the more dangerous areas of town; Katie will be pretending to study for finals; Christan will be having her typical good hair day; Kimberly will be wishing she was best friends with Steve Nash; Marisa will be driving all the boys wild; etc.

37. Ever have cream puffs?

Nope.

38. Last time you cried?

Last night.

39. What was the last question you asked?

“Isn’t learning patience just the worst?”

40. Favorite time of year?

Autumn, fall, whatever it’s called.

41. Do you have any tattoos?

No, but I almost got my nose pierced my junior year of college.

42. Are you sarcastic?

Well, now anytime asks me if it’s true I’m quitting Starlite because I’m pregnant, I just say “triplets.” So maybe a little sarcastic. But not typically.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?

No, but I stood in a room full of butterflies this weekend. It was fun.

44. Ever walked into a wall?

Welcome to my life.

45. Favorite color?

“Starlite blue.” Going to need a new favorite color, stat.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?

Actually, yes. Third grade. And I got detention for it.

47. Is your hair curly?

It can be, if I want it that way.

48. What was the last CD you bought?

The Kari Jobe one. It’s still good.

49. Do looks matter?

Yes. It’s not the answer I wish it were. But yes.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?

I used to say I would never be able to (nor did I think I would ever actually be in the position to find out) but I got the opportunity to test that theory out and discovered that, surprisingly, I could. During the process, though, I thought I’d never get over someone being unfaithful to me. I also seriously thought that Cousin Cate was going to go all Carrie-Underwood-Before-He-Cheats on the person responsible for me going through the experience and I am not even joking. To this day, I don’t think that boy knows how close he came to having Cate show up on his doorstep wearing her camo outfit.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?

Well, it won’t be anymore.

52. Do you like your life right now?

Yes.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?

I don’t watch TV. Like, literally.

54. Can you handle the truth?

Not very well.

55. Do you have good vision?

Actually, no. Not at all.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?

I don’t hate them, but I do dislike more than three people.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?

It’s dramatically different now that Starlite’s programs are over as of last week.

58. The last person you held hands with?

Ex-boyfriend. I really like holding hands, especially in the car. I’m sure you’re all shocked by this admission.

59. What are you wearing?

Pajamas.

60. What is your favorite animal?

SnugglesyCuddles. I can’t pick between the two.

61. Where was your default picture taken at?

Ashley’s car when we were celebrating her birthday. I miss her today.

62. Can you hula hoop?

No, which is sad because my hips should be used for something.

63. Do you have a job?

Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Next question.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?

A gift for someone to give someone else. That’s right. I sometimes get to shop for someone else as part of That Other Job of mine. It’s incredible.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?

Yes, in college. I was sneaking into a male dorm after curfew (but it was for Starlite, promise!). The RA (whom I already knew) caught me and we ended up dating. Now that I think about it, maybe I should have spent more time crawling through windows during those undergrad years.