It’s 5:54 a.m. and I’m up trying to figure out how I’m going to get these ri-darn-diculous flowers TO STAY PUT IN MY HAIR.  I’ve got the hot rollers heating (don’t judge), treat bags almost finished and a 1.5 hour drive ahead of me to make it there in time for MY FIRST EVER CLASS PARTY AS A FAKE CLASSROOM MOM.

Not that I’m excited or anything.

Full report tomorrow as I probably won’t get back home ’til late; going to take wee child for a little surprise “you’re-out-of-school-celebration” when school lets out today, but I’ll have a full report for you tomorrow.  In the meantime, I would just like to inform you that Snuggles y Cuddles are doing NOTHING to aid in the class party prep and frankly, I’m a little disappointed at their lack of labor.

And to think I almost bought them little grass skirts so they could join in on the fun.