We interrupt this VERY IMPORTANT FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL for a little announcement:

Several, several months ago I closed my Twitter account because:

A.) It was too much work to keep up with.

and

B.) My personal updates were being used to try to “dig up dirt” on why Starlite was ending because apparently people have way too much time on their hands and therefore use that time to start rumors that I was pregnant and therefore having to leave ministry.

But then Clay moved here (more on that very soon!) and started coming down to my house so we could watch Big Brother together and no, I hadn’t watched television in months but then Clay’s all “You would like this show” and I’m all “Okay, then” and so we started watching it and whilst we watch it, Clay’s cellular device continues to make little beeping noises to which he says “Oh, that’s just someone Tweeting me.”

And I feel a wee bit left out because no one is Tweeting me.

And then Clay fixed my closet door and, whilst doing it, said “You should have Twitter again” and, if that wasn’t enough, then he Tweeted a photo of Cuddles to the masses and I couldn’t see their adoring comments because I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT.

All of this to say that you can now find me here should you want to follow me.

And yes, I’ll probably be live-Tweeting from my cell during math class today since it’s not like I need to pay attention or anything.