Archive for September, 2009
When you trust me to fix the bottle for your baby.
I had to go to a two-hour grad school meeting earlier tonight to learn about some new procedures and policies and such. There were a couple hundred of us there, so they broke us into a few smaller groups and sent us to classrooms with pizza and paper plates.
We were given two paper plates; one [...]
Posted: September 30th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 20
A few times I’ve been around that track, so it’s not just gonna happen like that.
OH, DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU.
Although fall technically arrived in Tennessee last week, it made its first weather appearance yesterday when I woke up to 50 degree temperatures. Seeing as fall is the best season of the year, I was almost required to celebrate its arrival by cooking tacos for my nearest [...]
Posted: September 30th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 12
But they still ate the Bagel Bites because, hello, boys will eat anything.
So, I know it’s been well over a week since last weekend happened (like, last, last weekend) but I didn’t get to tell you about my weekend then because I was having my I Can’t Seem To Write Anything week so let’s pretend it’s a week ago and I’m just sitting down to tell you [...]
Posted: September 29th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
The itsy-bitsy church-going spider.
Two weekends ago I pulled out every last hair supply I own, put them on my kitchen table and set forth to organize them which is just another way of telling you that they sat on my kitchen table until this past weekend.
As I was organizing them on Saturday evening, I leaned forward too far [...]
Posted: September 28th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 8
In the meantime, I bring you the gift of Gosling.
Good thing he began making fun of my blog “voice” because I was starting to feel bad for telling him that his ears looked abnormally large.
Also, you’re welcome for the theme music in the background. It just seemed fitting, you know?
Posted: September 25th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 7
Be glad I ran out of animal names that rhymed or this boring post would have continued for at least three more paragraphs.
So.
For some reason, I don’t feel like writing lately which is really weird because I actually have a couple of stories from last weekend I wanted to tell you about, especially because one of them involves me telling you how I actually fixed food for a group of people and it was edible and they [...]
Posted: September 24th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 13
And to think I thought I wouldn’t have to put breakables away until I had children.
Gosling, upon spotting a decorative apple on my kitchen counter: “This is awesome!”
Me: “Oh, you like it? I think it’s so cute.”
Gosling: “I was just thinking that this one is big enough for Nathan {British Boy} and I to kick like a soccer ball.”
Posted: September 23rd, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 2
Bounce.
These pictures are from this past weekend…
when we were jumping on someone’s trampoline…
which will be a good memory since last night…
Gosling decided to play tackle football on a wet field…
and earned himself a trip directly to the nearest late-night clinic…
… because he busted his shoulder up something fierce.
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For the record, one of the [...]
Posted: September 22nd, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 5
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I’m actually almost tired of talking about big hair.
For those of you who are sick of hearing about hair, I promise this is the last you’ll have to hear for awhile. But I was reading through your comments on the last few hair posts last night (more accurately, Nick was reading them to me which was hilarious because he gave each of [...]
Posted: September 22nd, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 8
It takes a lot to make me appear on video, but your hair is worth it.
Well, I have the finished hair product to show you, but before you see it, I would like to inform you of a few forces I had working against me:
1. I couldn’t locate my flat iron, which is a vital instrument for the “bottom section” of hair. I was instead forced to use my curling [...]
Posted: September 21st, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 21
