And now join us for a text message conversation with Cousin Cate.
Cate: “… okay, good. By the way, I’ve been looking at Jacob {Taylor Lautner} for the last few minutes. You know?”
Me: “What other Jacob is worth looking at?”
Cate: “I wanna go get a shirt with him on the front.”
Me: “Please tell me you’re joking.”
Cate: “Nope. They’re on sale!!!”
Me: “I cannot let you do this.”
Cate: “Fine. I’ll just order it on the internet. One day my kids will love this shirt because it will be vintage to them.”
Me: “If you wear that t-shirt, you may never get the opportunity to procreate.”
Cate: “I would wear it to sleep in and before I’m married there would be no procreating. Jacob is beautiful and I want to wear him.”
Me: “You just earned yourself a blog post.”
Posted: September 19th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 8
Comments
Comment from Happy Geek
Time: September 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
You know you are 35 when you had to google Lautner.
Cate, he is pretty. Too pretty to be worn and then drooled on in your sleep.
Comment from Kristen
Time: September 19, 2009, 9:30 pm
I want to wear him too. As well as Rob. Don’t tell my husband. ; )
Comment from Kimber
Time: September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
I’ll admit I’ve gone as far as entering in my credit card info in a website to purchase a Team Edward shirt, strictly to wear to bed or under a hoodie just because I’ll still know it’s there. Alas, I could not bring myself to submit the order. I guess it’s not too late, excuse me while I search for Edward shirts.
Comment from Jen
Time: September 20, 2009, 2:11 pm
My friends and I are having Team Edward shirts custom made for the premier….how sad is that?!?! We keep trying to tell ourselves that we are really just cool. Have you read the books? If so, did you like them?
Comment from Samantha
Time: September 20, 2009, 7:26 pm
Oh my gosh, I love Happy Geek’s comment above! I also had to Google the name! When I saw he was born in 1992, FIFTEEN YEARS after me, I realized why I have never heard of him.
Ugh. I’m old. 
Comment from Bethany
Time: September 21, 2009, 11:31 am
I also think Jacob is beautiful… and JAIL BAIT! =) He’s only 17. I’m close to twice his age.
No wearing for me.
Comment from Nina Bankston
Time: September 21, 2009, 7:21 pm
Cate, order the shirt, no call me, and I will go with you to buy it!! lol, I figure, if I have Team Edward, and two other shirts, and a blanket…and stuff, you deserve Jacob, because, dear, he is gorgeous…
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Comment from heather
Time: September 19, 2009, 4:18 pm