Archive for September, 2009
And now join us for a text message conversation with Cousin Cate.
Cate: “… okay, good. By the way, I’ve been looking at Jacob {Taylor Lautner} for the last few minutes. You know?” Me: “What other Jacob is worth looking at?” Cate: “I wanna go get a shirt with him on the front.” Me: “Please tell me you’re joking.” Cate: “Nope. They’re on sale!!!” Me: “I cannot [...]
Posted: September 19th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 8
But at least I don’t steal people’s Snoogles.
Lunch, earlier today – I say something funny about Nicholas ruining my entire “Harvest Theme” decorations by breaking my decorative pumpkin last night and he gives me this look that makes me burst out laughing. Which would be funny if I hadn’t taken a huge sip of soda a few seconds before that moment. Three [...]
Posted: September 18th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 3
Look, girls, he comes with his very own Snoogle!
I made a promise I cannot keep. When I finished that post for you yesterday morning, I went to the bathroom to pull out my velcro rollers and realized that I had not provided ample drying time. The result? A semi-wet haired DISASTER. So I promised myself that, last night, I would start the entire [...]
Posted: September 18th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 3
Atonement in the form of pink velcro rollers.
PEOPLE. Tell me how — HOW — do you not know about the wonder that is velcro rollers? HOW, MY LITTLE DUCKLINGS, HOW? Not only did I experience great sadness when reading through your comments on yesterday’s post, but I also felt a great deal of guilt because, this entire time we’ve known each other, [...]
Posted: September 17th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 20
And once you go with big hair, may the good Lord help you then, too, ’cause you’ll never go back.
You might have noticed a lovely little chocolate cake displayed in yesterday’s post. I would like for you to know that, yes, I did bake that beast all by myself and when I say “all by myself” what I mean, of course, is that I cracked a couple of eggs into a box of cake [...]
Posted: September 16th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 20
Daily Peek: How much is that puppy in the shelving unit?
I have a hard time explaining why I think it’s cute to place wee little puppies in random places, but I doubt I’ll ever get tired of it.
Posted: September 15th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 3
Also: I wore pearls while cooking this meal and I am not even joking.
I don’t know about you, but I LOVE WEEKENDS. You’ve already heard how I spent my Friday night with a worm-eating boy named Gosling, so let’s cover the rest of the weekend, shall we? On Saturday morning, I went to a farm. No, really. Actually, I’m not sure if it was a farm but I [...]
Posted: September 15th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 14
Daily Peek: Addiction.
Some of my former college girls came over to my house tonight. One of them, Anna, was wearing a shirt whose message made me think all night — “Where were you in 2007?” Well, where was I back then? I took a picture of her shirt before she left, thinking it would make a good [...]
Posted: September 14th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 17
And who needs a boy anyway when you’ve got some grape jelly for that biscuit?
Now that you’ve had a weekend to recover from the numerous stories from last week about Nicholas and British Boy, let’s talk about something fresh and new. Oh, I kid. Let’s just talk about how I had dinner at Cracker Barrel the other night with Nicholas and British Boy. First of all, it wasn’t pre-planned [...]
Posted: September 14th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 5
Wiggle worm.
I have had a lot of unique Friday nights in my life, but none quite like tonight. I’m at Nicholas’ apartment right now, sitting on the couch working on my blog email inbox (down to 299!) while he reads a book. His roommate, a 23 year old male from Spain, is sitting across from me [...]
Posted: September 11th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 12
