Lunch convo with Gosling today –

Me: “I could dance circles around you with my football knowledge.”

Gosling: “Oh, really? Name the quarterback for the New England Patriots.”

Me: “Tom Brady.”

{Look of shock on both of our faces. Who knew I would actually know something?}

Gosling: “Name the quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts.”

Me: “Peyton Manning.”

{Look of extreme shock on both of our faces.}

Me: “Say it, go ahead and say it. I am the most knowledgeable one of us about football.”

(In all fairness, Gosling then asked me to name any two quarterbacks from other teams and I couldn’t think of any.)

(But I like to think I got two out of three questions correct which means I definitely won the football knowledge exam.)

(Also: a girl — who doesn’t read my blog — called Gosling “Noah Calhoun” to his face during lunch today and I AM NOT EVEN JOKING.)