A little riddle for you on this fine Thursday afternoon –

What do you get when you take Instant Krazy Glue and add in me plus squeezing the tube too hard minus common sense multiplied by my hand being far too close to the glue divided by my finger stuck to my hand?

If you answered “Googling various ways to remove Krazy Glue from skin” you are correct.

(Also: why do they have to spell crazy with a “k”? Does anyone else think that’s, well, crazy?)

(Also, also: several website recommended that I use sandpaper to remove said glue from my hand. Somehow I think it would be less painful to just walk around with Krazy Glue on my hand for the rest of my life than to SANDPAPER MY HANDS.)

(Also, also, also: I would just like to clarify that I only glued my finger to my hand so that I could use this as a learning experience for y’all. It was my honor to school you in the art of bad Krazy Glue application.)