1. For the first time in nearly one year, the trio of myself, Cara a la Ecuador and Cousin Cate shall be reunited in approximately 13 minutes.  There will be Italian food and a movie theater involved.  It will be delightful!

2. I will be sleeping in tomorrow morning no matter what it takes.

3. My people and I shall caravan to my mother’s wedding reception and by “my people” I mean my cousins, Cara and I because I couldn’t find a date.  To my mother’s wedding reception.  I could not find a date to my mother’s wedding reception.  Let that sink in for a moment.

4.  Speaking of that blessed event, the lovebirds are back from their honeymoon so I called to check in on them last night and, as I was telling my mother something, she interrupted me to tell me she had to get off the phone by saying — AND I QUOTE WORD FOR WORD –

“I’ve got to go.  My husband is in the other room panting for me as the deer panteth for the water.”

5. I really don’t have anything to follow that up with, but I hate ending lists on an even note so I had to continue.

6. But I also wanted to tell you to have a lovely weekend, so yet another number on our list.

7. If you’re married, I hope you find your husband pantething for you like a deer this weekend.