Avi found a Hawaiian lei at my house this weekend and insisted on wearing it around the house whilst we decorated for Christmas. I wanted to take a picture of her at one point, so I said “Lei on the kitchen table and then come into the living room, Avi!”

About a minute passed before I realized she had never come into the living room, so I headed into the kitchen only to find her laying stretched out across my kitchen table.

“Avi, why are you laying on the kitchen table?”

“YOU SAID TO LAY ON THE KITCHEN TABLE, AMY BEFF.”