Archive for December, 2009
Sweet December nights.
It’s three nights after Christmas and I’m currently looking at a pile of baby dolls, ballet tutus and candy canes that is covering at least a third of my kitchen floor (I’ll leave it to your imagination as to how candy canes ended up on the floor). There’s a wee little four year old in [...]
Posted: December 28th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Joyeux Noel.
I’m certainly not old enough to be wise, but this I have learned: life comes in seasons. – — – Too young to know it’s Christmas while my parents open my packages for me. Four years old, twirling around the living room in my new ballerina outfit. The bicycle that Santa left beside the Christmas [...]
Posted: December 25th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Merry Christmas Eve, from myself, Avi and Jay / Rose.
Because it wouldn’t be Christmas Eve without discussing the nice vs. naughty list. Please note: at 1:23 in the video, Jay (who is sometimes known as “Rose”) is being referred to as “Rose” and it is a she. However, a mere nine seconds later, Rose is a boy… yet Jay is a girl. Confused, yet? [...]
Posted: December 24th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Observations from the trenches.
1. How do any of you with children actually write a blog on a regular basis? I am on borrowed time right now: I’ve created a fort using my couch, end table and pile of blankets in order to buy myself approximately three minutes to write a few measly words to you. Let us not [...]
Posted: December 23rd, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Three moments I better not forget.
Saturday, the wedding day of one of my college girls – – — – I’m in the bathroom, putting on lip gloss when my college girl says “Will you put my make-up on for me?” I’m nervous about doing it — this is her wedding day, for crying out loud. I’m putting the foundation on, [...]
Posted: December 22nd, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Cuddles is currently hiding under the bed, but really, who could blame him?
My house looks like a little girl hurricane has come through and left a trail of debris including baby dolls, hair bows and all manner of pink-colored clothing. I have, this morning alone, performed wedding ceremonies with Cuddles as the groom (listen, we needed a boy and he happened to be laying nearby), fixed cinnamon [...]
Posted: December 21st, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Let’s chat it up.
Y’all, I’m not going to say much today because I just want to hear from YOU. Here’s the deal: starting today, I have both MacKenzie and Avi until Christmas! I’m VERY excited about my week with them and want to make the most of it… which is where you come in. I’m 25, single and [...]
Posted: December 18th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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We’re in it to win it.
On my way home from the beach yesterday, I happened to pick up a little something to bring back to my house with me: Not only do I have Avi for the next week, but we’ll be going tomorrow morning to get MacKenzie, too! A solid week with my two favorite girls — could life [...]
Posted: December 17th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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On the commercial breaks, we’ll probably talk about big hair.
Oh, y’all, where do I even START? Well, let’s start where all good things begin: chicken pot pie. Listen, I’m just going to admit it: I’ve never watched Paula Deen’s cooking show before. I mean, why would I when I’m such a fantastic cook? Why, just last week, I fixed a little dish I like [...]
Posted: December 16th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Do you think that, if I eat some of Paula’s cooking, my hair will suddenly be as big as hers?
It’s my third morning at the beach and, per usual, I’m up first. Where has my ability to sleep in gone? I want it back because it’s one of the best parts of the single years, right up there next to being able to toss your clothes across the room if you so choose. We [...]
Posted: December 15th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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