I don’t have a lot of time to write because in exactly 1.5 hours there are about 20-something people coming to my house for another birthday dinner (it’s Marisa’s turn, this time!) and there are three girls in my house named Amy Beth, MacKenzie and Aviean who haven’t exactly gotten ready yet much less replaced light bulbs, cleaned the kitchen counters or, you know, put the four trays of chicken alfredo in the oven to bake.

But I had to take a second to write because I saw something incredible this morning and, once word is out about it, I’m afraid there will be a stampede to your local Target store and you’ll lose out on this good deal and I cannot let that happen.

Pretend that, right here, you see a picture of HALF OFF BUMP-ITS!!!

Listen, I should have gotten a picture for you but I had two little girls with me, a birthday shopping list and a raging case of “I-have-no-energy-left-thanks-to-mono.”  But, picture or no picture, I couldn’t keep from sharing this shopping miracle with you, my fellow big hair lovers.

Now, I didn’t buy any because, hello, I already own them in all available sizes.  But for those of you who have felt the urge to buy the Bump-it but have resisted, well, now is your chance.  They’re 50% on your local Target endcap (near the hair product section, obvs) and I want to assure you that you will not regret spending that $4.98.

I have a four year old in my lap singing Happy Birthday to me (we’ve been practicing today, in honor of tonight’s party) so I must go.  Live long with high hair and prosper, my friends.

(And wait until I tell you what I did last night.  You’re going to flip out.)

(I didn’t go on a date, lest you think my Friday nights have suddenly become miraculous.)

(It’s even better than a date.)

(Well, maybe.)

(Okay, probably not, but let’s pretend like it was.)