Each Wednesday, I’ll be sharing an actual conversation, email, instant message, etc. that will (hopefully) give you a peek into the ridiculousness that I hear on a weekly basis.  Shall we begin?

Conversation I recently overheard in a bathroom at my college:

Girl 1: “So, I can’t decide whether I should take a nap this afternoon or go work out.”

Girl 2: “Obviously, you should SO go work out.”

Girl 1: “But I’m really tired!  I didn’t get much sleep last night.”

Girl 2: “Yeah, but boys will be there!  Lifting weights!  Running laps!  Sweating!”

Girl 1: “You’re so right.  I’ll go work out and then I’ll go home and take a nap so I can dream about them.”

Girl 2: “We are so flipping smart.”

Well said, my likely-to-be-freshmen-girls.  Well said.